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Today, my 14 year old brother asked me if I would give him a bottle of vodka for his sleepover. I did. When I came home the bottle was empty and they were all extremely drunk. I still haven’t decided whether or not I should tell him it was soda water.
Stupidity
today i had my religion class with the sixth graders. im in eighth right now and to me the sixth graders are a pain in my butt! we had a sup and we took a tour og the church. after she told us to go to the great room (where we were having our class) so all of went there and another teacher came in. she told us we could leave. so we did and our sub came back and stated yelling at us for leaving without her telling us to. some of the kids already left. i wish i couldve gone with them *sigh*
Dum Dum
Today, I had to choose between a strawberry flavored Dum Dum and a mystery flavored Dum Dum. I decided to be adventurous and choose the mystery flavor; it was strawberry flavored.
Today, I asked waiter for a chocolate shake. He laughed at me and proceded to jump up and down. He was black. Needless to say he got an awesome tip.
Epic Fail
Today, my neighbor was doing his daily run around the block. I debated on whether I should say hello because I didn’t want to distract him and make him trip. He said hello first. I tripped.
